Here's the deal...
We're collecting a whole bunch of advice and stories from our members, to pass on to future Essex students, and give you something to look back on once you leave us.

There'll be fun questions, questions on your favourite memories, your song of the year, and of course you'll have a chance to show us your favourite picture from the last 12 months.

Once you're done, we'll ask for your email address and you'll be entered into a prize draw. We've got £25 amazon vouchers to give away, as well as a voucher for a month's worth of free hot drinks from The Kitchen.
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We have enlisted the help of some Psychology students for this end part. They have gone through your results and decided there is only one career for you.

Lead Therapist for the Cleaners working at The End.*

*So, tell me, how does that make you feel?
See you later!
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Thanks for your answers. We have taken them and used you responses to work out your next career move. We have worked out that you are destined to become the Big Data Analyst for Customer Retention at Wivenhoe Park Children's Nursery.*

*Can Big Data stop the ageing process?
See you later!
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We have had to come up with a lot of jobs people can do, and its been tough to try and be funny about it. You won't have the same problem. Judging by your answers there is only one job for you...

You will become the World's Greatest Comedian specialising in delivering jokes via WhatsApp.
Bye...
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After all that hard work, you have shown us that you obviously have your finger on the pulse. This means you are likely going to be the next Tech Billionaire.

That guy who plays Glen in The Walking Dead will play you in the movie.

Or Ellen Page. Because she's awesome.
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Well, that was exciting. The speed at which you filled that out could only mean one thing. You are bound to be a successful Professional Procrastinator.*

*If you ever get round to it
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We hope you enjoyed that. We certainly did.

We have spoken to the psychology graduates and they say you can only get joy on this level from two things; nailing your final exam and finishing the ultimate chicken wrap from Frangos.

Spicy.

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In the words of Dora the Explorer: "Traductor no disponible"

We totally agree, good work team.


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We have done some calculations based on the answers you gave...

We predict you will be the next Chief Fortune Cookie Writer.
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We have done some calculations based on the answers you gave...

We predict you will be Beyonce and Jay Z's Relationship Counsellor.
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We have done some pretty in depth calculations using some very complex algorithms.

We (almost) guarantee that you will be the next World Famous Dora the Explorer Fan Fiction Writer.*

*Keep on explorin'
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We have done some pretty complex maths to work this out, but we have deduced that you will (almost) certainly be next year's Campus Cat Chief Groomer.*

*Make that cat as fabulous as you'll feel when we walk out of our last exam of the year!
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This is probably already plainly obvious to you, but our (probably not very accurate) calculations predict  that you will definitely be within the next two years be the World Champion Environmental Interpretive Dancer.*

*Lead the dance against climate change
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We have some pretty successful alumni here at Essex. You're going to join them.

We have taken your answers, done some maths, used some algorithms, guessed a bit, then decided (for no particular reason) that you are going to be Donald Trump's Personal Hair Stylist and Chief Legal Advisor.*

*This is not a long-term position, and it might no end well for you
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According some maths carried out by some of the Philosophy graduates, they promise you are going to be the Owner of a Large Metropolitan Teeth Whitening Clinic.*

*Shine on
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We have taken your answers and spoken to Vayrs from Game of Thrones. You are destined to be the next Script Editor for Game of Thrones (Hodor Department)
Hodor
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